{"id":219,"date":"2016-05-21T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-05-21T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/?p=219"},"modified":"2016-05-24T12:16:18","modified_gmt":"2016-05-24T12:16:18","slug":"td-post-this-is-the-recipe-for-a-perfect-vacation-apparently","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/td-post-this-is-the-recipe-for-a-perfect-vacation-apparently\/","title":{"rendered":"This Is The Recipe For A Perfect Vacation, Apparently"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n                <style type=\"text\/css\">\r\n                    \r\n                    #tdi_1  .td-doubleSlider-2 .td-item1 {\r\n                        background: url(https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo4-80x60.jpg) 0 0 no-repeat;\r\n                    }\r\n                    #tdi_1  .td-doubleSlider-2 .td-item2 {\r\n                        background: 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                     <div class=\"td-gallery-slide-top\">\r\n                           <div class=\"td-gallery-title\">My first gallery<\/div>\r\n\r\n                            <div class=\"td-gallery-controls-wrapper\">\r\n                                <div class=\"td-gallery-slide-count\"><span class=\"td-gallery-slide-item-focus\">1<\/span> of 13<\/div>\r\n                                <div class=\"td-gallery-slide-prev-next-but\">\r\n                                    <i class = \"td-icon-left doubleSliderPrevButton\"><\/i>\r\n                                    <i class = \"td-icon-right doubleSliderNextButton\"><\/i>\r\n                                <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/div>\r\n\r\n                        <div class = \"td-doubleSlider-1 \">\r\n                            <div class = \"td-slider\">\r\n                                \r\n                    <div class = \"td-slide-item td-item1\">\r\n                        <figure class=\"td-slide-galery-figure td-slide-popup-gallery\">\r\n                            <a class=\"slide-gallery-image-link\" href=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo4.jpg\" title=\"photo4\"  data-caption=\"@copyright 2015 Image\"  data-description=\"Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board.\">\r\n                                <img src=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo4-642x420.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo4-642x420.jpg 642w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo4-300x196.jpg 300w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo4-768x502.jpg 768w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo4-640x419.jpg 640w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo4-681x445.jpg 681w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo4.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 642px) 100vw, 642px\" alt=\"\">\r\n                            <\/a>\r\n                            <figcaption class = \"td-slide-caption td-gallery-slide-content\"><div class = \"td-gallery-slide-copywrite\">@copyright 2015 Image<\/div><span>Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board.<\/span><\/figcaption>\r\n                        <\/figure>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-slide-item td-item2\">\r\n                        <figure class=\"td-slide-galery-figure td-slide-popup-gallery\">\r\n                            <a class=\"slide-gallery-image-link\" href=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery3.jpg\" title=\"gallery3\"  data-caption=\"@John Jonny\"  data-description=\"Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board.\">\r\n                                <img src=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery3-747x420.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery3-747x420.jpg 747w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery3-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery3-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery3-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery3-640x360.jpg 640w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery3-681x383.jpg 681w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery3.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 747px) 100vw, 747px\" alt=\"\">\r\n                            <\/a>\r\n                            <figcaption class = \"td-slide-caption td-gallery-slide-content\"><div class = \"td-gallery-slide-copywrite\">@John Jonny<\/div><span>Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board.<\/span><\/figcaption>\r\n                        <\/figure>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-slide-item td-item3\">\r\n                        <figure class=\"td-slide-galery-figure td-slide-popup-gallery\">\r\n                            <a class=\"slide-gallery-image-link\" href=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery7.jpg\" title=\"gallery7\"  data-caption=\"@ John Jonny\"  data-description=\"Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board.\">\r\n                                <img src=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery7-270x420.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery7-270x420.jpg 270w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery7-193x300.jpg 193w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery7.jpg 514w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 270px) 100vw, 270px\" alt=\"\">\r\n                            <\/a>\r\n                            <figcaption class = \"td-slide-caption td-gallery-slide-content\"><div class = \"td-gallery-slide-copywrite\">@ John Jonny<\/div><span>Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board.<\/span><\/figcaption>\r\n                        <\/figure>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-slide-item td-item4\">\r\n                        <figure class=\"td-slide-galery-figure td-slide-popup-gallery\">\r\n                            <a class=\"slide-gallery-image-link\" href=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery5.jpg\" title=\"gallery5\"  data-caption=\"@copyright 2015 Image\"  data-description=\"The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform soon be back in our hands. the Senate that all on board were killed. But with the blast shield down.\">\r\n                                <img src=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery5-631x420.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery5-631x420.jpg 631w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery5-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery5-768x511.jpg 768w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery5-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery5-640x426.jpg 640w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery5-681x453.jpg 681w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery5.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 631px) 100vw, 631px\" alt=\"\">\r\n                            <\/a>\r\n                            <figcaption class = \"td-slide-caption td-gallery-slide-content\"><div class = \"td-gallery-slide-copywrite\">@copyright 2015 Image<\/div><span>The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform soon be back in our hands. the Senate that all on board were killed. But with the blast shield down.<\/span><\/figcaption>\r\n                        <\/figure>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-slide-item td-item5\">\r\n                        <figure class=\"td-slide-galery-figure td-slide-popup-gallery\">\r\n                            <a class=\"slide-gallery-image-link\" href=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery2.jpg\" title=\"gallery2\"  data-caption=\"@ John Jonny\"  data-description=\"Inform the Senate that all on board were killed. But with the blast shield down.\">\r\n                                <img src=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery2-316x420.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery2-316x420.jpg 316w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery2-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery2.jpg 462w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 316px) 100vw, 316px\" alt=\"\">\r\n                            <\/a>\r\n                            <figcaption class = \"td-slide-caption td-gallery-slide-content\"><div class = \"td-gallery-slide-copywrite\">@ John Jonny<\/div><span>Inform the Senate that all on board were killed. But with the blast shield down.<\/span><\/figcaption>\r\n                        <\/figure>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-slide-item td-item6\">\r\n                        <figure class=\"td-slide-galery-figure td-slide-popup-gallery\">\r\n                            <a class=\"slide-gallery-image-link\" href=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery9.jpg\" title=\"gallery9\"  data-caption=\"@copyright 2015 Image\"  data-description=\"The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I need your help, Luke.\">\r\n                                <img src=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery9-632x420.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery9-632x420.jpg 632w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery9-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery9-768x511.jpg 768w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery9-1024x681.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery9-640x426.jpg 640w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery9-681x453.jpg 681w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery9.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 632px) 100vw, 632px\" alt=\"\">\r\n                            <\/a>\r\n                            <figcaption class = \"td-slide-caption td-gallery-slide-content\"><div class = \"td-gallery-slide-copywrite\">@copyright 2015 Image<\/div><span>The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I need your help, Luke.<\/span><\/figcaption>\r\n                        <\/figure>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-slide-item td-item7\">\r\n                        <figure class=\"td-slide-galery-figure td-slide-popup-gallery\">\r\n                            <a class=\"slide-gallery-image-link\" href=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery1.jpg\" title=\"gallery1\"  data-caption=\"@ John Jonny\"  data-description=\"The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and soon be back in our hands inform the Senate that all on board were killed. But with the blast shield down.\">\r\n                                <img src=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery1-672x420.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery1-672x420.jpg 672w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery1-300x188.jpg 300w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery1-768x480.jpg 768w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery1-1024x640.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery1-640x400.jpg 640w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery1-681x426.jpg 681w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery1.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 672px) 100vw, 672px\" alt=\"\">\r\n                            <\/a>\r\n                            <figcaption class = \"td-slide-caption td-gallery-slide-content\"><div class = \"td-gallery-slide-copywrite\">@ John Jonny<\/div><span>The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and soon be back in our hands inform the Senate that all on board were killed. But with the blast shield down.<\/span><\/figcaption>\r\n                        <\/figure>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-slide-item td-item8\">\r\n                        <figure class=\"td-slide-galery-figure td-slide-popup-gallery\">\r\n                            <a class=\"slide-gallery-image-link\" href=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery10.jpg\" title=\"gallery10\"  data-caption=\"@copyright 2015 Image\"  data-description=\"She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod.\">\r\n                                <img src=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery10-630x420.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery10-630x420.jpg 630w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery10-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery10-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery10-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery10-640x427.jpg 640w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery10-681x454.jpg 681w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery10.jpg 1155w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 630px) 100vw, 630px\" alt=\"\">\r\n                            <\/a>\r\n                            <figcaption class = \"td-slide-caption td-gallery-slide-content\"><div class = \"td-gallery-slide-copywrite\">@copyright 2015 Image<\/div><span>She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod.<\/span><\/figcaption>\r\n                        <\/figure>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-slide-item td-item9\">\r\n                        <figure class=\"td-slide-galery-figure td-slide-popup-gallery\">\r\n                            <a class=\"slide-gallery-image-link\" href=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery8.jpg\" title=\"gallery8\"  data-caption=\"@ John Jonny\"  data-description=\"Senate that all on board were killed. But with the blast shield down.\">\r\n                                <img src=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery8-631x420.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery8-631x420.jpg 631w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery8-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery8-768x511.jpg 768w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery8-1024x681.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery8-640x426.jpg 640w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery8-681x453.jpg 681w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery8.jpg 1100w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 631px) 100vw, 631px\" alt=\"\">\r\n                            <\/a>\r\n                            <figcaption class = \"td-slide-caption td-gallery-slide-content\"><div class = \"td-gallery-slide-copywrite\">@ John Jonny<\/div><span>Senate that all on board were killed. But with the blast shield down.<\/span><\/figcaption>\r\n                        <\/figure>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-slide-item td-item10\">\r\n                        <figure class=\"td-slide-galery-figure td-slide-popup-gallery\">\r\n                            <a class=\"slide-gallery-image-link\" href=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery4.jpg\" title=\"gallery4\"  data-caption=\"@ John Jonny\"  data-description=\"You refer to will soon be back in our hands. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. But with the blast shield.\">\r\n                                <img src=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery4-280x420.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery4-280x420.jpg 280w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery4-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery4.jpg 533w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px\" alt=\"\">\r\n                            <\/a>\r\n                            <figcaption class = \"td-slide-caption td-gallery-slide-content\"><div class = \"td-gallery-slide-copywrite\">@ John Jonny<\/div><span>You refer to will soon be back in our hands. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. But with the blast shield.<\/span><\/figcaption>\r\n                        <\/figure>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-slide-item td-item11\">\r\n                        <figure class=\"td-slide-galery-figure td-slide-popup-gallery\">\r\n                            <a class=\"slide-gallery-image-link\" href=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery6.jpg\" title=\"gallery6\"  data-caption=\"@copyright 2015 Image\"  data-description=\"Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board\">\r\n                                <img src=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery6-699x420.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery6-699x420.jpg 699w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery6-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery6-768x461.jpg 768w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery6-1024x615.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery6-640x385.jpg 640w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery6-681x409.jpg 681w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/gallery6.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 699px) 100vw, 699px\" alt=\"\">\r\n                            <\/a>\r\n                            <figcaption class = \"td-slide-caption td-gallery-slide-content\"><div class = \"td-gallery-slide-copywrite\">@copyright 2015 Image<\/div><span>Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board<\/span><\/figcaption>\r\n                        <\/figure>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-slide-item td-item12\">\r\n                        <figure class=\"td-slide-galery-figure td-slide-popup-gallery\">\r\n                            <a class=\"slide-gallery-image-link\" href=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo3.jpg\" title=\"photo3\"  data-caption=\"@ John Jonny\"  data-description=\"The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. But with the blast shield down.\">\r\n                                <img src=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo3-302x420.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo3-302x420.jpg 302w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo3-216x300.jpg 216w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo3.jpg 454w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 302px) 100vw, 302px\" alt=\"\">\r\n                            <\/a>\r\n                            <figcaption class = \"td-slide-caption td-gallery-slide-content\"><div class = \"td-gallery-slide-copywrite\">@ John Jonny<\/div><span>The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. Leave that to me. Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. But with the blast shield down.<\/span><\/figcaption>\r\n                        <\/figure>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-slide-item td-item13\">\r\n                        <figure class=\"td-slide-galery-figure td-slide-popup-gallery\">\r\n                            <a class=\"slide-gallery-image-link\" href=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo2.jpg\" title=\"photo2\"  data-caption=\"@ John Jonny\"  data-description=\"Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. But with the blast shield down.\">\r\n                                <img src=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo2-259x420.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo2-259x420.jpg 259w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo2-185x300.jpg 185w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo2.jpg 493w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 259px) 100vw, 259px\" alt=\"\">\r\n                            <\/a>\r\n                            <figcaption class = \"td-slide-caption td-gallery-slide-content\"><div class = \"td-gallery-slide-copywrite\">@ John Jonny<\/div><span>Send a distress signal, and inform the Senate that all on board were killed. But with the blast shield down.<\/span><\/figcaption>\r\n                        <\/figure>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/div>\r\n\r\n                        <div class = \"td-doubleSlider-2\">\r\n                            <div class = \"td-slider\">\r\n                                \r\n                    <div class = \"td-button td-item1\">\r\n                        <div class = \"td-border\"><\/div>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-button td-item2\">\r\n                        <div class = \"td-border\"><\/div>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-button td-item3\">\r\n                        <div class = \"td-border\"><\/div>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-button td-item4\">\r\n                        <div class = \"td-border\"><\/div>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-button td-item5\">\r\n                        <div class = \"td-border\"><\/div>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-button td-item6\">\r\n                        <div class = \"td-border\"><\/div>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-button td-item7\">\r\n                        <div class = \"td-border\"><\/div>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-button td-item8\">\r\n                        <div class = \"td-border\"><\/div>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-button td-item9\">\r\n                        <div class = \"td-border\"><\/div>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-button td-item10\">\r\n                        <div class = \"td-border\"><\/div>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-button td-item11\">\r\n                        <div class = \"td-border\"><\/div>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-button td-item12\">\r\n                        <div class = \"td-border\"><\/div>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                    <div class = \"td-button td-item13\">\r\n                        <div class = \"td-border\"><\/div>\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n                        <\/div>\r\n\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n\r\n                <\/div>\r\n                \n<div class=\"td-paragraph-padding-1\">\n<p>And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They&#8217;re like, except I&#8217;m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You&#8217;ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you&#8217;re partying with <a href=\"#\">Slurms McKenzie<\/a> Hey, tell me something. You&#8217;ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you&#8217;re doing your laundry?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/td-post-hall-of-fame-the-limelight-isnt-always-fun\/\">~\u00a0 see a full width Gallery\u00a0 ~<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won&#8217;t be sure you&#8217;ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn&#8217;t make sense. Quite possible.<\/p>\n<p>Fetal stemcells, aren&#8217;t those controversial? You don&#8217;t know how to do any of those. What&#8217;s with you kids? Every other day it&#8217;s food, food, food. Alright, I&#8217;ll get you some stupid food. You won&#8217;t have time for sleeping.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"td-paragraph-padding-1\">\n<p>Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You&#8217;ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you&#8217;re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we&#8217;re going grave robbing.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"td-paragraph-padding-1\">\n<h3><strong>A Bicyclops Built For Two<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I saw you with those two &#8220;ladies of the evening&#8221; at Elzars.<\/li>\n<li>For the last time, I don&#8217;t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.<\/li>\n<li>But the flesh is spongy and bruised?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"td-paragraph-padding-1\">\n<p>Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that&#8217;s what you&#8217;re best at, ain&#8217;t it? I don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re talking about.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"td-paragraph-padding-0\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_1657\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1657\" style=\"width: 294px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"td-modal-image td-post-image-left wp-image-1657 \" src=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo2.jpg\" alt=\"photo2\" width=\"294\" height=\"477\" srcset=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo2.jpg 493w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo2-185x300.jpg 185w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo2-259x420.jpg 259w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 294px) 100vw, 294px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1657\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Progress is a nice word.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two &#8220;ladies of the evening&#8221; at Elzars. <a href=\"#\">Explain<\/a> that. Leela, Bender, we&#8217;re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!<\/p>\n<p>And remember, don&#8217;t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don&#8217;t not do it!<\/p>\n<p>Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball&#8217;s in Farnsworth&#8217;s court! You mean while I&#8217;m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"td-paragraph-padding-1\">\n<p>I&#8217;ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?<\/p>\n<p>They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven&#8217;t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1658\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1658\" style=\"width: 1551px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo4.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" td-modal-image wp-image-1658 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo4.jpg\" alt=\"photo4\" width=\"1551\" height=\"1015\" srcset=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo4.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo4-300x196.jpg 300w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo4-768x502.jpg 768w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo4-642x420.jpg 642w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo4-640x419.jpg 640w, https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo4-681x445.jpg 681w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1551px) 100vw, 1551px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1658\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div class=\"td-paragraph-padding-1\">\n<p>Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won&#8217;t be sure you&#8217;ve done anything at all. Just once I&#8217;d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn&#8217;t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are <a href=\"#\">celebrated science<\/a>. And remember, don&#8217;t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"td-paragraph-padding-1\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_1659\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1659\" style=\"width: 331px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"td-modal-image wp-image-1659\" src=\"https:\/\/demo.tagdiv.com\/newsmag\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/photo3.jpg\" alt=\"photo3\" width=\"331\" height=\"458\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1659\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Everyone in this world is somehow connected.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Ah, computer dating. It&#8217;s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase &#8220;upside your head.&#8221; Who am I making this out to?<\/p>\n<p>You mean while I&#8217;m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don&#8217;t regret this, but I both rue.<\/p>\n<p>Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn&#8217;t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I&#8217;m drunk is correct?<\/p>\n<p>Good man. <a href=\"#\">Nixon&#8217;s<\/a> pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle&#8217;s not so bad? And remember, don&#8217;t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don&#8217;t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You&#8217;ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you&#8217;re doing your laundry? I&#8217;m sure those windmills will keep them cool.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won&#8217;t be sure you&#8217;ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot\u2026 look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren&#8217;t Santa! You&#8217;re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That&#8217;s right, baby. I ain&#8217;t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don&#8217;t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!<\/p>\n<p>Hello Morbo, how&#8217;s the family? I&#8217;ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I&#8217;ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. 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