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Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. (Ludwig Wittgenstein)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. (Carl Sagan)

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)

We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in.Some of us just go one god further. (Richard Dawkins)

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. (Thomas Alva Edison)

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. (Albert Giacometti (sculptor))

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)

But at my back I always hear Time’s winged chariot hurrying near. (Andrew Marvell)

Do, or do not.There is no ‘try’. (Yoda)

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. (definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy)

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. (Soren Aabye Kierkegaard)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)