Vernon Dahmer

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. (Anais Nin)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)