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Bite my shiny metal ass. Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ‘Earth in the Balance”, and the much more popular ”Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth’, we need to defend our planet against pollution.

Design is not just what it looks like and feels like.

Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty? But I’ve never been to the moon! We’re rescuing ya. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse!